Favorite Spots
Samurai Comics
I get so many comics here. They created a special punchcard just for me because of how much money I spend here.
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Toy Temple
I can't get enough things signed here. They tried putting a limit on it but I told them that goes against my constitutional rights as a red blooded American.
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Dutch Bros
Some people's vice is Monsters or RedBulls but you'll see me at Dutch Bros at least twice a day. The employees at the one on 7th and Bell know me as Euguene. IYKYK.
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Sosoba
I learned from Naruto that you're supposed to slurp your ramen as loud as you can to let everyone know that the food is delicious. I'm on my final warning for "misbehaving" at this sososoba. Great ramen though.
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Cheba Hut
They really know how to toast their sandwiches here. I used to help bake the sandwiches in the alleyway behind back with the employees before work started doing weekly drug tests. LOL
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AMC
Have you ever seen a grown man leaving an animated movie made for children while crying into his popcorn? Me neither. Neither did Brad at the counter at the Mills location.
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